The easiest way to tell stories and connect with people who want to hear them.
Okay. So this is a story about a time that I got abducted by aliens with my homie, Jeff. R.I.P.
StoneyMcblaze
And I look over, and I see these big bulging eyes, and this little nose, and it's a mouse.
Jen
I was the owner of a One Direction stan account that garnered a little over 15,000 followers.
Perla
If you are eating what is called boneless chicken wings, you are actually eating a chicken nugget...
Paloma
Danny DeVito, I have your account. I will give it to you for 700 US dollars, 4 hard-boiled eggs...
Max
So that's how we found out that we have no biological relationship to my grandfather.
Brailey
I start running to the bathroom. I am like, oh my goodness. I don't think I am going to make it...
Jonathan
...nightmares where a witch was chasing me with a broom, and she was trying to put me in her pot...
Mookie
That's what I do here because I feel like I can't really talk to my conservative friends or family.
Deconstructing
I would like to start a petition for Green M&M and bringing her gogo boots back...
DD
...and she turns around and projectile vomits all over the front of this poor old lady...
Lauren
...a bit of a fast food fiend, a drive-through diva. If it has a health score above 80, I don't want it.
Graham
Dolphins prefer to write about flaunting their hedonistic lifestyles like smoking seaweed...
Jack
No cap. This is what they used to sound, like, back in the day, like, Gilded Age time.
Mega
Did you hear about the one about the broken pencil? ... What's the point?
Ishita
In 99 seconds or less, record your thoughts and share them with the world.
This is dope.
Humble The Poet
Racket gives me the opportunity to test out new premises as a comic and listen to some great stories from some real cool people.
Probably one of my favorite apps at the moment.
